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I can't see a tone without lowering it - Let's call that Plan A

cartimanduaSep. 9th, 2005 10:51 am I can't see a tone without lowering it

Another product of early-morning MSN Messenger conversations.

Inspiring quotes from the infamous '50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts' lists (see the last public access post on my livejournal for link) are in italics:

It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

This is self-evident, as dragons are mythological/fictional and cats are most definitely real. Therefore, one cannot successfully breed them in real life - even assuming that long-discredited theories of hereditary development had something in them and by dressing up toms or queens in dragon suits, that might affect what actually gets born. However, this in itself has a purpose.

1. What about D&D porn? Dress the cats up in dragon/other creature suits, stick them in a suitable set/backdrop and film the end results. Digitally adjust the footage and redub the soundtrack (if anyone has any idea what sexually excited dragons sound like, of course), and you have D&D live action creature porn for warped geeks.

The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.

2. But my main thought is that cats and dragons can mate easily in fiction, and definitely in animation. So if any artistically-minded readers think they're up to the task - cat/dragon hentai. We can have cats which suddenly grow tentacles as well as Chinese Water Dragons (naturally tentacletastic) if you really must have tentacles in this. And we must.

You may now all go claw out your brains and vow to never meet me in person.

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