|tj_dragon||Sep. 25th, 2005 12:15 am Wrong time of year but...5 comments - Leave a comment |
Things St. George is also patron saint of that should be included in the subversion:
Boy Scouts; butchers; herpes; lepers/leprosy; sheep; shepherds; skin diseases; skin rashes; soldiers; syphilis
Given that the Giant Microbes plush toys now provide us with a 3-D 'how to' scale model of certain costumes, I consider it vital that St. George battles an army of giant syphilis, leprosy and herpes germs/microbes/bacteria while simultaneously bestowing holy skin pustules freely upon the populace (any small red candy will do) and rescuing virginal sheep princesses from randy Boy Scouts and...erm...I'm going to go take my pills now, 'kay?